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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

No way

Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

After 12 Years of Failed Attempts, the Man Who Lost His Hard Drive Containing $742M in Bitcoin Finally Ends His Search - The Daily Galaxy

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Cal Raleigh’s heroics can’t save Mariners as Orioles complete sweep - The Seattle Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Taylor Swift Wears a Bejeweled LBD for a Celebratory Girls Night Out with Selena Gomez - instyle.com

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

French Open: No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka ends Swiatek's reign and meets No. 2 Coco Gauff for the trophy - AP News

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?